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Tomasetti Tech Repair · Longmont, Colorado

The posters

The shop's sense of humor, in print — vintage-ad parodies and bench truths. The real ones hang at the counter; come by and read them in person.

Why 2026 won't be like '1984' — we kept the hammer.
Why 2026 won't be like '1984' — we kept the hammer.
Boxy. Boring. Built to last. — Fix it forever.
Boxy. Boring. Built to last. — Fix it forever.
Turning It Off and On Again — the complete reference.
Turning It Off and On Again — the complete reference.
Lemon. — some TVs took the premium cable package.
Lemon. — some TVs took the premium cable package.
We Can Fix It! — since 1943, apparently.
We Can Fix It! — since 1943, apparently.
I WANT YOU to back up your files.
I WANT YOU to back up your files.
Think small. — the five-dollar diode story.
Think small. — the five-dollar diode story.
Keep Calm and Bring It In.
Keep Calm and Bring It In.
Think repair. — the manifesto, rewritten.
Think repair. — the manifesto, rewritten.
Stop code: BUY_A_NEW_ONE_NOT_FOUND.
Stop code: BUY_A_NEW_ONE_NOT_FOUND.
One more thing… your photos survived.
One more thing… your photos survived.
THINK. — then check the power cable.
THINK. — then check the power cable.
REPAIRED INSIDE — with parts you can actually buy.
REPAIRED INSIDE — with parts you can actually buy.
Blowing on it worked in 1988. It's 2026. Bring it in.
Blowing on it worked in 1988. It's 2026. Bring it in.
There is no 'just buy a new one.'
There is no 'just buy a new one.'
Don't bin it. — you already searched this.
Don't bin it. — you already searched this.
'She's not. She just needs a new power board.'
'She's not. She just needs a new power board.'
The last phone that never needed us. — everything since has been job security.
The last phone that never needed us. — everything since has been job security.
IN CASE OF TECH EMERGENCY — break glass.
IN CASE OF TECH EMERGENCY — break glass.
BLOWS YOU OFF THE COUCH. — loud again. Legally.
BLOWS YOU OFF THE COUCH. — loud again. Legally.
Still glowing after all these years. — the glow is a service item.
Still glowing after all these years. — the glow is a service item.
Vinyl never died. Your drive belt, on the other hand…
Vinyl never died. Your drive belt, on the other hand…
No. We will not sell you a $5,000 cable.
No. We will not sell you a $5,000 cable.

Want one? The print files live at the shop — ask. Nothing here is a price quote; the real menu is on the front page.